Today at the gym I asked a girl what her New Years resolution is. She said "fuck you." So I'm pretty excited for 2017.
As if I needed more reasons to go to Popeyes. I'ma start ordering food like "Yeah lemme get a 3pc spicy, witcho biscuit head ass"
Cleanup On Aisle 5
When you wanna buy gifts for all of your friends because they're amazing but you only have like $5